Tactical Fly Elimination Directory

Nerf strat - How to use this strategy?

Get a nerf blaster. Prefer one of the more accurate models, such as the Elite-series Disruptor.

Another great option is the Elite 2.0 series Slyshot paired with X-Shot ammo:

The way to go about using this strat is to sit still and wait. Listen, and pay attention. The fly has to land before long. Usually it will eat shit in some corner of your man cave, in some sense doing you a service, but before long it will land somewhere in sight. Now it's time to act, but do not rush. If you have a steady hand and a good aim, you can kill it from afar. If you are already in a state of rage where you can't stay put and you are literally trembling from anger, take a step, two, three closer. If the f* doesn't figure out you're coming for it, you have a far better chance at hitting it from an arms length.

Here's Robert,

"I ate shit for weeks. I should have kept eating shit. I now regret my life choices."

- Robert

Let him rest in piece.

PS. If you score a direct hit on your house fly friend while he's hanging upside down from your roof, be prepared to get him down somehow. It will be difficult to clean all the leftover shit once it dries up. The only reason we have a picture of Robert is because he is still there.